“Scorpion was my best friend at Percpetionist Training,” Wolf said. “When I first arrived there I had some experience in basic Perceptionism – Alcohol, Marijuana, and even Acid, but it was nothing compared to Scorpion who was the most experienced one there. He was fearless about trying new Perceptions, always speaking in class about how he’d clawed and stingered exotic and seemingly terrifying ones The Perceptionist Professor had barely heard of. Sometimes he wouldn’t show up for class at all, and we’d find out later he’d been trapped inside some overwhelming Perception for days, yet vowed to Adventure with it again at the nearest opportunity. I was hungry to be a Great Perceptionist on his level, and I made a point to pack up with him right away.
Soon we were on a quest together to find The Highest Most Powerful Perception. We Adventured with everything on the Great List of Perceptions like Angel Dust, Bath Salts, Ecstasy, Ether, Heroin, Ketamine, Mescaline, Robitussin, Reindeer Urine, and at least three different kinds of glue, amongst many others. Sometimes we would even mix our own random chemical concoctions and Adventure with them just to see what would happen. But even then we could always imagine how they could’ve been more high and powerful.
One time Scorpion came to me holding a little baggy full of some kind of black residue.
“I think we’ve finally found it,” he said. “This is an ancient Incan Reality Perception roughly translated as ‘Reality Sage.’ Their ShaMans had to go on a potentially deadly days-long journey to the greatest peaks of The Andes to find the plant, which they say can take you past The Other World to Beyond The Other World. The Perceptionism Professor warned me not to do it without his supervision, but I can’t wait. I say we Adventure with it together right now.”
I was nervous but also tremendously excited and agreed to do it. We went to Scorpion’s Hole in the dark wet basement beneath The Perceptionist Training School. There we blocked out all light except for a candle. We decided it was best not to be in the Perception simultaneously, so one could look after the other in case the Adventure went Bad. I wanted to show Scorpion I was just as fearless as him and volunteered to go first. He packed the Reality Sage in his beloved octopus shaped pipe we called Octobong. I took two deep drags from it and then Scorpion blew out the candle.
It was the fastest I’d ever gone thru The Veil, and at once I was running at super-speeds across The Other World. In fact, I went so fast and so far I reached a vantage point high above it and was able to see all the Gods below, and they suddenly appeared tiny and insignificant. The perspective disturbed me, and I wanted to come back down and go at a slower pace, but I just kept going higher and further until I wasn’t even in The Other World at all anymore. I supposed it was Beyond The Other World, but you may as well have called it The Darkness. There was no light, you couldn’t use any of your senses, and the feelings of the Other World became irrelevant. I couldn’t even tell myself The Bad Adventure Mantra – It’s just a Perception and Perceptions can’t last forever, because it seemed like there was no self to tell it to. It was like I was dead, except somehow I could still experience terror.
Of course, it was just a Perception, and eventually it began to wear off, and I fell back down out of The Darkness. I tumbled at the same overwhelming speed at which I’d risen, and the momentum carried me straight thru The Other World to some unknown location and time in The World, where I seemed to crash down inside the body of ancient Incan ShaMan. I was only there for a moment before I bounced back up to The Other World and then back down again into the body of my child self in a car with my family going to a shopping mall. Again I quickly bounced out and then back down until finally it was the current me in Scorpion’s Hole. I came back to consciousness completely shaken and trembling. Scorpion told me it had only been fifteen minutes, but it felt like the entire life span of The Universe. The most frightening thing was til this day I still cannot say with certainty whether I even returned to the correct body.
I told Scorpion everything and warned him that this Perception may be too high and powerful for any human to experience, but that only enticed him more to try it. He went thru with his turn, and I watched him lie unconscious for about fifteen minutes before he was suddenly jolted awake. I lit the candle again, and Scorpion looked startled and crazed. It took him another minute or two to speak, but the first thing he said was, “I have to go back!”
Every Perceptionist has an Edge, a Perception or magnitude of Perception to which they are unwilling to return. It was then I had to accept that Scorpion’s Edge was different than mine. At that moment I stopped trying to seek out the Highest Most Powerful Perception and turned my attention toward how to best use Perceptionism for MeTooing.