Bob Marley was a ShaMan and a MusicMan Traveler, from the far off and exciting Realities of Jamaica, about MeTooing via Preferring Marijuana Perception and also songs about everything being alright.
I remembered I’d had a dream with Bob Marley in it the night before. It started off in the furthest thing from Jamaica, Valley Forge.
Valley Forge is a historical site aboutthe beginning of America. One winter during the America vs. Great Britain Reality War, General George Washington and his Army were getting their asses kicked by the British Army and hadta retreat into the wilderness outside Philadelphia. The only place to stay was at Valley Forge even tho it was just a little iron forge covered in snow and didn’t have houses or meat or boots. It caused the Army to start dying alot and start thinking about maybe just stopping the War, but their leader The Great Warrior George Washington wouldn’t let them. They made it thru the winter, and they ended up winning the War eventually.
The Goddess of Faith was there in the middle of all the dying soldiers. She wasn’t a Guardian Angel tho. She was an Angel of Death, and when they died she hadta take their souls out of their bodies and carry them low into the ground thru the center of the earth to a part of The Other World known as The UnderWorld or Land of Dead Souls. It was a total drag and the only way she could deal with it was by making the song “One Love.”
“One Love” is a song about The Dream of One Reality. Every Reality at some point imagines every Reality in The World MeTooing over the same thing at the same time, and then it not feeling like billions of different Realities anymore but like one single Reality and then everything finally feeling Alright. MeNotzies want it to come true by Domination and War, but a Reality Traveler like Bob Marley wants it to come true by Love.
The song was the first time The Goddess of Faith had ever used the word “Alright,” and it made her feel Alright even tho she just carried dead souls around all the time. She was so excited she actually broke The Angel of Death Corps Rules and went straight up to George Washington himself, even tho he wasn’t dying, and told him to sing the song to all his men.
“I don’t understand,” he said. “We can’t Love the British. They’re too different from us. It’s like they come from a whole other bizarre Reality, in which forcing someone to pay slightly more taxes without representation is alright. We have to kill as many of them as we can until they stop Dominating us. Besides, I can’t sing.”
“Oh,” Faith said.
Then the dream skipped all the way ahead to the 1960’s Golden Age. Bob Marley was there, but he did not have his big black dreadlocks or a huge rolled up joint of Marijuana Perception. He was working in a factory, and he was sneezing a lot. It sucked because product parts would come down an assembly line, and then he hadta put them together with other parts, and they’d keep coming like that all day even if he was bored with it. Finally he took a break and went outside and cried out to the sky about how he didn’t wanna be an Adult anymore, and he hadta be a MusicMan Reality Traveler but he had too much doubt and didn’t know how.
Then suddenly the golden-winged Goddess of Faith came swooping down, and she was a Guardian Angel now. She gave Bob Marley a big It’s Alright, Baby hug, and then the whole song of “One Love” suddenly went from inside her to inside him. And then he knew what he hadta do to make life better for the Realities of The World.
“Thanks and praise,” he said with a huge smile. “I feel Alright.”
“You’re welcome,” said the The Goddess of Faith.
And then I woke up.