Then The God of Gangrene left, and The Goddess went up to The Stand, and the crowd booed loudly, and the God of Judgment hadta yell out “order” again and bang the gavel many times until they finally quieted down.
“Goddess of Faith,” he said, “how do you explain what we just watched in Gangrene’s movie?”
“I confess,” she said, “The Bluebird and I are in Love.”
“Whoahhh!” the crowd said.
“Didn’t you know this is against God Rules?” The God of Judgment asked.
“I did know,” she said.
“Then why did you do it anyway?”
“Because I couldn’t help it.”
“Because you were overcome with perverted lust?”
“No, because I was overcome by True Love.”
“Impossible!” the crowd said.
“How do you know it’s True Love?” The God of Judgment asked.
“I just know,” she said, “like any God or human just knows when they’ve found their SoulMate.”
“Do you have any way of proving this to us?”
“Actually I do. When The Bluebird and I are together in The Other World an involuntary physical reaction occurs, both of our essences unite, and we form a new entity called Bluebird’s Alright, Baby!!
“Why isn’t it happening right now then?”
“I don’t know. Maybe it doesn’t work in a such a dark and serious world like The UnderWorld, but if we were to move The Trial to The Pure Other World then you’d see it happen, I’m sure.”
“I’m not convinced that’s not just some distraction to waste our time. I now call The Goddess of Love to The Witness Stand to tell us if this is even possible.”