Suddenly my head snapped up and my eyes opened and me and Wings were driving on The Road again. There was a big bright sunrise behind us, and somehow we’d gotten all the way to The Plains of Colorado.
“Am I in the clear?” I asked Wings. “Did the Perception finally wear off?”
Wings didn’t answer back, and I took it to mean things were going back to normal. Then I stopped to get more gas, and when I went in the station it was just a regular Reality in there, who wasn’t a psychic or a monster or a God, and he did the pre-pay for me easily.
I was almost to the Road that led to Where-ThePlains-Meet-TheMountains, and it seemed like I was pretty much home-free. Except when I got back in the car The Crow was there in the front seat.
“You’re just a Perception!” I yelled at it. “You can’t last forever.”
“I’m not just a Perception,” The Crow said in a strangely familiar voice.
“Yeah you are, but I guess since you’re here and can finally talk I am curious who you imaginarily are and why you were imaginarily helping me when I believed in imaginary Reality Travel.”
“Alright,” he said.
Then suddenly it wasn’t The Crow anymore but The Professor. He was almost too big for the car and hadta adjust the seat all the way back so he’d fit. He also had his arm in a sling.
“Yes,” he said, “The Crow has been me this whole time. When you become advanced enough at Reality Travel you can Shapeshift into your True Animal Spirit.”
I knew that humans turning into animals was another thing on The Great List of Things That Aren’t Real, but I decided to play along anyway.
“What about all that stuff about how I couldn’t call and hadta Travel on my own and get my ass kicked?” I asked him.
“As part of The Training, each Traveler is entitled to get secret help for their first Great Trip,” he said. “You’ve seen how hard the Travels are now. You still needed The Training Wheels but also to feel like you were doing it all on your own.”
“Well, you imaginarily failed cuz I broke the imaginary Vow and gave up.”
“You’re not the first Traveler to go to War or to have Big Doubt.”
“Big Doubt’s not real.”
“It is, and it’s time for you to Dig Deep and Cure yourself or else you’ll be Eliminated.”
“Even if it was real, I’d have no idea how to Cure it.”
“Yes, you do… Remember your Thesis?”
“Please, if a Guardian Angel can’t even save you, why would a stupid song?”
“Because stupid songs are your True Passion. They may not work for every Traveler, but it can work for you and many others.”
“Even if it could, I don’t have The Great Trip Mix anymore.”
“But I do.”
Then I looked over, and it was right there in his hand.
“I knew you’d be in trouble last night after I found out your Guardian Angel had been detained, so I came in to wake you up and inspire you to avoid War with The Eleventh Hour MeToo, but it was too late, and the Big Doubt was already beginning to set in. I predicted what would happen from there and knew to rescue your most precious item, The Great Trip Mix, before it was lost or destroyed.”
Then he put it on and started playing Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’.” As soon as I heard the piano intro I could feel something changing inside my chest. I tried to fight back tho and keep thinking about The Great List of What’s Not Real and the vision for My New Adult Life, but Steve Perry’s high and powerful voice came in and the feeling in my chest grew. It was my Bluebird essence that had been pushed down into some deep corner of myself, and the song kept digging it out whether I wanted it to or not. Then Steve Perry got to the line “looking just to find emotion hiding somewhere in the niiiiiiiiight,” and it was so high and powerful that some Bluebird got dug so far up it started coming out of my eyes as tears. Soon the song got to its unconventional at-the-end-of-the-song chorus, and when I finally heard the words “Don’t stop believin’” I knew with total certainty that Reality Travel was real again.
“Oh my Gods!” I said when the song was over. “I can’t believe I let that happen to me.”
“It’s Alright,” The Professor said. “Now you’ll know how to deal with Big Doubt if it arises again.”
“But now what? This means The CrossRoads is totally real, and I hafta make the right choice or else! What should I do, Professor?”
“I can’t make the choice for you, but I think you know in your heart the right thing to do.”
“Heart? Does that mean choosing The Goddess of Faith because True Love is the most important thing even if we get Eliminated for it?”
“That would be a noble choice.”
“Or should I pick Reality Travel cuz that’s like the Love for all Realities in The World no matter what, and then neither of us will get Eliminated?”
“Also a noble choice.”
“But either way I’d be sacrificing too much. I’m not sure if I can even handle Reality Travel without The Goddess of Faith. I would just feel too Lonely, not Alright, and I’d get my ass kicked all the time. I’m not a very good Traveler, am I?”
“You have a lot of room for improvement.”
“What if I’m never that good?”
“Reality Travel isn’t about being good. It’s about MeTooing in any way you can. Maybe you’ll never be able to introduce yourself in person to New Realities very well, but you are good at singing, so sing to them. Sing to them about getting your ass kicked and having the courage to keep going anyway, and believe me, Realities will MeToo. Sing to them in every way you know how. Sing to them with The Great List of Songs, with your own songs, and if that isn’t enough, sing a novel to them. You have to trust me, if you just sing to them everything will be Alright.”
Suddenly I realized we were coming up on the point where Road-70 met Road-25, and where I’d hafta decide if I was going back to Where-ThePlains-Meets-TheMountains or not.
“This is The CrossRoads, isn’t it?” I said.
“Yes,” The Professor said, “and only you can make the decision about where to go from here.”
“But which Road means what?” I said.
But The Professor suddenly disappeared, and I hadta think about it all Alone.
“Alright,” I said to myself, “if I were still in Big Doubt I would’ve just gone North back to Where-ThePlains-Meet-TheMountains, so that would probably get me Eliminated. Going West will take me straight to the hard and treacherous Mountains where I’m terrified to Travel, and going South will take me to the Desert, which is also hard but at least it’s flat and the sun is always shining. But I’m not sure which Fate is which.”
I was quickly approaching the exit when suddenly I saw The Goddess of Faith fly out of the sun from The South. She seemed to be escaping from Guard Gods who were right on her tail, and I really wanted to try and save her. As she got closer I could see her It’s Alright Baby glow and I realized how you only get one SoulMate and I would never Love or be Loved again like I am with her. And even if we are both Eliminated at least it would be together and neither of us would have to feel the pains of Lonely existence ever again.
“Bluebird,” The Goddess of Faith yelled out, “I True Love you.”
“I True Love you, too,” I yelled back.
But at the moment it came time to change Roads I couldn’t do it. I could only think about all The Realities of The World who might be destroyed by War and needed MeToos, and if I or The Goddess of Faith wasn’t there it would just make things a little worse for everyone. It seemed too selfish to choose a Love that only we could feel for just one last second. Even tho it would be hard, I knew I had to Love everyone in The World no matter what.
I kept driving down Road-70 right past Road-25 South and The Goddess of Faith and headed straight towards The Mountains. I didn’t know where it would lead, but as the Road started to go higher up, I started to feel so high and powerful. I hit the gas down hard and pointed Wings to the sky, and soon we started flying above The Road, and over The Mountain peaks, and over the clouds, until soon we were so high we were in the OtherWorld, without even taking an outside Perception, and then there were just the feelings of high! and powerful! and I couldn’t help laughing and crying at the same time.
Just then I felt a surge of energy inside me start to collect and suddenly shoot out. I let all my outer layers fall away, and I was pure Bluebird! And The Crow and all The Gods were watching me, and The God of Judgment nodded his head, and The God of The Road was pumping his fist, and The Goddess of Music was leading the Other World RockNRoll Choir to sing for me. And then I saw The Goddess of Faith in the rearview mirror, and she was smiling and happy for me even tho we wouldn’t get to be together again. But suddenly all my Bluebird! gathered together and aimed towards her, and her It’s Alright, Baby! gathered together and aimed towards me, and in one swift moment they couldn’t help shooting at each other, and when they crashed together they exploded and formed Bluebird’s Alright, Baby!! and every one who witnessed it went,“Whoah we were all so wrong.”
And when The Professor Crow saw it he said, “Yes!”
And when The Goddess of Love saw it, she said, “True Love!”
And when The Goddess of Angels saw it, she said, “She must be his Angel forever!”
And when The God of Judgment saw it, he said, “Let The Record show that this is something beyond any of us, and we cannot stand in its way.”
And when The Goddess of Music saw it, she told her RockNRoll Choir to sing,“Here Comes the Sun,” and everyone in The Other World sang along, too.
And when we descended back to The World the Bluebird’s Alright, Baby!! finally broke apart, and we were The Bluebird and The Goddess of Faith again, and we were together in Wings driving thru The Mountains, and we were not afraid. We were ready for the next Reality and everything was going to be Alright, Baby!